Vote from the rooftops

Euphemism for an armed revolution if one's (generally political) desires are not fulfilled.

If Barack Obama wins the election, I will vote from the rooftops.

by Reverend Jessie Jackson October 8, 2008

stole the rooster's pants

When someone makes a silly comment, suggesting something as ridiculous as stealing a rooster's pants right off of his body. Can be used effectively in several countries, including the USA, Bulgaria, and Thailand. This phrase also has potential sexual implications.

Joey (a US citizen): "Wow, I could really use some delicious Thai food right now."
Margaret: "You should go to Thailand to get some. I hear it is delicious over there."
Joey: "You just stole the rooster's pants! Of course I can't go to Thailand!

by Joseph Tottleson January 25, 2023

The Rooster

An insane human being who loves to drink beer and fuck shit up. "The Rooster" gives no shits about anything and won't hesitate to slice your throat if you fuck with him. "The Rooster" is a crazy beast who fears nothing. During "The Roosters" free time he enjoys getting shitty wasted and destroying everything around him, including Doug."The Rooster" is one of the funniest men on earth and can make you laugh your ass off or cry in fear for your life. So make sure you're on his good side or ....... YOU CAN GET FUCKED.

"The Rooster"

by StopSignSmasher October 4, 2013

riding the rooster

The burning sensation from ass fucking someone who has eaten a lot of Sriracha sauce.

“Hey bro, you hookup with that hot little gaysian last night?”
“Yeah man, I was totally riding the rooster after we got back from the bar.”
“Ouch. Well he was worth it.”
“Fuck yeah, bro.”

by Shiggles July 16, 2014

Scooted the rooster

Paying the bill before the cock, who is doing it for self gratification, can.

Before Richard could gloat over paying the bill, Bryton scooted the rooster.

by Tcop October 14, 2020

Shoot the rooster

During a mfm threeway with the girl on top of one guy she tilts her back shouting out in delight (crowing like a rooster), the other guy shoots his load into her mouth causing her to cough and choke.

Dude, the other night Steve and I were with Mandy and she was cumming so loud I had to shoot the rooster to get her to quiet down

by Lahist March 7, 2023

Putting on the Rooster Suit

The act of throwing out your chest; False bravado; Someone acting like a bad-ass when everyone knows they are not. A meek or cowardly person trying to act tough.

"Mother f***** tried putting on the rooster suit with me! So I bitch slapped that punk."

by romanjonesz October 10, 2015