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The Law of Pokemon Monopoly 

When re-purchasing Pokemon from other players, you must play a minimum of triple its original value.
Player 1: Hey, I just bought Vileplume for 200P.
Player 2: How much you want for it?
Player 1: 600P.
Player 2: You, sir, have yourself a deal!
Player 1: The Law of Pokemon Monopoly strikes again.

playing pokemon under the sheets 

to look under the sheets in order to get a pikachur partner's privates under the sheets. mostly applied to females
i was hanging out with my girl and playing pokemon under the sheets with her.

pokemon go to the polls 

A term used by presidential candidate Hillary Clinton as a joke on the world wide successful video game Pokemon GO to get people to vote for her.
Hillary: YOU ALL NEED TO POKEMON GO TO THE POLLS.

The fear of Cynthia from Pokemon 

The fear of Cynthia from Pokemon is known as Shironaphobia. You can get Shironaphobia by fighting Cynthia in Pokemon Diamond and Pearl.
I have The fear of Cynthia from Pokemon, Dude!

pokemon indigo voilet bluish hazel green with a hint of yellow depending on the lighting version 

pokemon indigo voilet bluish hazel green with a hint of yellow depending on the lighting version is a pokemon game in 2040 and you only get 5% of the game the shop and home screen the ingame shop is where you can buy the dlc to get the entire game
Gamestop: hey i would like a pokemon indigo voilet bluish hazel green with a hint of yellow depending on the lighting version