Plum

A short little fat kid who usually sucks at life. He also makes fun of other fat people to make himself feel good. Also he has no life and does random activities.

You are such a Plum, you are 4ft 11 and weigh 150 lbs, And all you do is play poker and fantasy football and you are bad at both.

by JAZZYFIZZLE September 5, 2005

Plums

A comedy word for the testicles. Poularised on the BBC tv program Top Gear, mainly by presenter Jeremy Clarkson.
Suitable for use in situations where 'bollocks' might offend.
E.G when talking to Aunt Mildred or the vicar.

Person 1: "You should've seen Dave the other night...kept groping up this bird in the club. Anyway, she got so fed up, she kicked him in the plums."
Vicar: WTF???

by D7 September 7, 2012

Plum

A swollen vagina. Usually induced by sufficient pounding by an abnormally large penis. May also come about by trying to masturbate with large objects such as a bat or an elephant trunk.

Person 1: Why is Sally limping?

Person 2: I gave her a plum last night.

Person 1: ooh ouch....

Person 2 I know right....it was nasty

by T33P33 August 23, 2011

Plum

Plum is an overflowing repository of superlatives and exaggerations with an oustanding magnitutude of annoyingness.

Plum's parents are reupted to own absolutely, just loads and loads of just simply amazing and really expensive antiques, probably more than anyone else in the world.

by tom_snurge August 10, 2006

The plum

When you tie a rubberband around both your penis and balls until the head of your penis turns purple (the plum), you then enter her vagina with the plum (both dick and balls together).

Sally wanted her vagina slammed, so I gave her the plum

by Headblade October 9, 2017

plummed

Meaning really drunk and mortalled

'' Zoe are we gonna get plummed tonight then?''

by Holly Noble & Zoe Dobson September 30, 2006

plumming

The word your friend uses when they don't know how to correctly spell plumbing.

I'm helping my grandparents with their plumming.

by TitaniumToaster September 15, 2016