Plant the bluegills in the garden

Verb. Hide or conceal evidence or contraband somewhere.

The PoPo comin at us! Plant the bluegills in the garden then let's lay low for a while!

by Terry Bad Ice March 30, 2017

The Magical Plant

Noun, Mary Jane, Weed, Marijauna, Pot, whatever you want to call it.
Weed makes you feel good and usually takes all the pain away, thus making a it the magical plant, it isn't like tobacco, because it's not addictive. It brings friends around to smoke together, and even occasionally pets.
Do you know any other plant that can do that?
That's why weed is the magical plant

Friend 1 "Yo man I broke my leg a week ago, I blew down some bud and i couldn't even feel it!"
Friend 2 " Really?!?"
Friend 1 " Fuck Yeah man weed? its the magical plant!"

by alexanderd00d March 11, 2009

Plant the flag

having sex with a local when traveling internationally.

Jessica wanted to "Plant the Flag" in Cape Town during World Cup.

by mrlingo July 14, 2010

the dank plant

the plant we must pray to every time we smoke DANK ASS WEED!

dude i smoked weeeeeeeed after i bowed to the DANK PLANT!

by pwnz0r August 28, 2003

the happy plant

weed

"Let's go get some of the happy plant"

by lolsies June 7, 2009

Plant the seed

When a women does oral and the guy before cumming sticks his dick in her ass and cums violently

Man i did the plant the seed in Mira last night she violently came

by KINGOFNOTHIN March 16, 2020

Plant the Seed

The seed has been planted when a well-planned, much-needed night in is mentally rejected.

The seed is usually planted on a Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

If the bad influencer has succeeded in persuading the group to 'sack off' their responsibilities, i.e. lectures, deadlines, group meetings, one may exclaim 'The seed has grown into a tree'

Anna: So, tomorrow we reconvene at my house for an all-day no distraction group meeting!
Laura: I want to go to Oceana to seek out some Spice Boys
Mel: DON'T PLANT THE SEED!
Tash: It's already grown into a tree, don't fight it.

by Afrothump November 18, 2010