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Hold the phone

Often used in an insulting way when an unintelligible comment has been made.

Can however be used when you've missed some piece of information and need to be informed.
1) Guy 1: Even though my place was locked I suspect that someone broke it, clubbed me over the head, spread beer bottles around me, and then pissed on my playstation 2.
Guy 2: Hold the phone! There's a playstation 2?

2) Guy 1: So Cindy asked me what my job was after we did it, and I asked her why she was still here.
Guy 2: Whoa, whoa, hold the phone, how'd you hook up with her?
by Rankojin August 9, 2004
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put the freak on the phone

man put the freak on the phone this food good asf

put the freak on the phone this dude fine ash
by reallyprettygirl12345 October 6, 2020
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hang up the phone

An annoyed or embarrassed response to the stupidity or incompetence of another. Synonymous with "Shut the fuck up", or "Jesus, you're stupid". Derived from one man's inability to counteract the obliviousness of those around him, to which he blurted it out in frustration. Also, an appropriate reply to an unfunny or otherwise retarded joke.
Bo: "Boy, I have a lot of tools in my garage."

Me: "Hang up the phone, tubby."
by Captain Walleye August 20, 2008
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answering the phone

When someone gets hit by person or object hard enough to hear ringing in their head.
Oh man did you see that hit? That guys gonna be answering the phone for awhile.
by Jesse Sherburne December 29, 2008
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elephant in the phone

In a conversation between two people texting, a situation that is so big that it should be discussed, but neither of the two people want to bring it up while texting.

Like elephant in the room
It was hard talking to James because there was that huge elephant in the phone about that girl we both like
by geniusonwheels June 6, 2010
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Chargin The Phone

The Act Secretly Masturbating While Telling People You Need to Charge Your Phone,
This Comes from the uses of the 'Wank Band Product'
Girlfriend: "Where Did You Go?!?!?!?!?"
Guy: "Sorry I was Chargin The Phone
by TheBanterLamp August 14, 2016
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Blow Up The Phone

1 - The act of sending repeated text messages and phone calls to a friend.
2- A popular phone prank service used to get revenge on your friends.
How can i get back at my friend?

Easy, just blow up the phone, dude!
by adlc84 October 25, 2018
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