Blend The Package

When you are upside down and put your package in a blender over your partner

I couldn’t finish so I just decided to Blend The Package

by Hashimo July 1, 2024

what in the package?

The ultimate expression of a boy who goes to Condado a lot and makes it his whole personality. Can also be expressed as player or as they say in Spanish "un buscapauta". You can use this term on the daily when referring to an extremely cringey, cocky bitch.

Monica: Have you seen Chad he's giving off what in the package? vibes.
Chad: Hey! I heard you! I am not .

by okayboiiii September 27, 2021

what in the package?

The ultimate expression of a boy who goes to Condado a lot and makes it his whole personality. Can also be expressed as player or as they say in Spanish "un buscapauta". You can use this term on the daily when referring to an extremly cringey, cocky bitch.

Monica: Have you seen Chad he's giving off what in the package? vibes.
Chad: Hey! I can hear you! I am not.

by okayboiiii September 27, 2021

the kennedy package

used on S9 E2 of how I met your mother

The kennedy package - entails having a bartender serve you continuous amounts of alcohol so that you will never have your drink hand empty .

Any time you see me without a drink in my hand you put a drink in my hand!!!

OOOO So you want the Kennedy package?

by Magik Jownson September 24, 2013

the whole package

A person who possesses all the ideal qualities one is searching for. In terms of a stereotypical potential spouse, a person who is the whole package would have a beautiful face, a great body, intelligence, humor, kindness, confidence, financial stability, maturity, etc. A prospective employee who is the whole package would have breadth and depth of experience, constant creativity, initiative, great communication skills, assertive leadership, unimpeachable integrity, punctuality, and so forth.

"Wow. This new marketing director is the whole package. Everything about her is awesome."

by makerofwords March 16, 2013

the total package

A man who excels in everything. He is smart, successful, good-looking, athletic, has a good sense of humor, great in bed, etc.

Brad is a lawyer and a rock star. I want to be him. He's the Total Package.

by be rad December 24, 2007

the complete package

a girl with a beautiful body, brains, and is overall kind and pleasant.

man that girl has the complete package!

by Zaku-Zaku September 21, 2015