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Octopus

A creature with a head and eight dicks used to massage the vagina
Brenden: “Dang motherfucker that creature has eight dicks!”

David: “Oh that’s just an octopus”
by Grandma Toots April 27, 2019
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octopus

\`oc 'to`pus\ n. An eight-tentacled sea creature, belonging to the mollusk family. Uses suction cups on the underside of its tentacles to crawl around and grip prey. Has a soft shell. When frightened, squirts black ink and darts away quickly. When angered, skin flushes with pigments which turn it a reddish color. Color of octopus sometimes depends on surroundings.
I was scubadiving off the coast of Florida, and ran into an octopus, who became startled and clouded the water with its ink.
by The Light of Reason February 22, 2005
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octopus

A mysterious type of blow job used by one of the biggest whore's in Japan. It has been known to rip dicks.
Az had to see the doctor to get help for his dick, wounded by the octopus.
by Fiona Slennz April 14, 2006
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octopus

A group of at least 4 people beating one person. often used to describe a backup group.
Did you hear what what he did to that girl? yeah, tonight the octopus is gonna roll on that bastard
by Xophe April 5, 2007
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Octopus

Completing the act of having sex eight times in one day
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octopus

Had an octopus last night. Couldn't keep it up.
by VicVickerson December 25, 2016
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octopus

As many fingers from one hand that can fit in the vagina (4-5 hopefully) and the same goes for the other hand anally (2-4), then wiggle all the fingers vigorously.
Yo, I still got all your mom's stank on my fingers after I gave her the old octopus last night.
by hempson August 3, 2005
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