to the oil

New Jersey term that means that someone is drunk or really high. When a car runs low on oil or doesn't have oil it doesn't function well or at all. This is how a person who is drunk acts... not functioning well or not at all!

Yo, you were to the oil last night.

Yeah, I was to the oil.

He always be to da oil.

by Myztique July 20, 2009

the oink

Another name for swine flu.

'She's caught the oink.'

by bugaloocentral July 27, 2009

The Oil Drill

While squatting over a girl, the act of first placing the entire nut sack in the anus and then the shaft into the vagina and continuing intercourse.

Dude #1 : "Did you hit her with the oil drill last night?"
Dude #2 : "Oh yeah, I struck it rich!"

by K-Bone January 30, 2008

Onion in the ointment

From the Simpsons, Abe Simpson often refers to it. Similar to "the fly in the ointment," except with an old timer twist.

I forgot to bring the Sisterhood of the Travelling pants!
Well that's the onion in the ointment.

by onioninointment July 10, 2011

drain the oil

Slang term for urinating.

I'm gonna go behind those trees for a minute and drain the oil.

by TimmyVD April 30, 2007

checking the oil

When someone tickles you too close to the butthole.

Oh man, you were really checking the oil there! i thought you were going to stick your finger in my butthole!

by Ashley Mark April 29, 2008

The Oil Rig

The act of stopping up a toilet with toilet paper and then depositing your feces on top of the paper. The turd should protrude through the top of the water, resembling an oil rig.

The man was disgusted when he had to plunge The Oil Rig festering in his toilet.

by Mr. Awesome, The Captain of Cool July 16, 2007