The Mozzarella Stick

The Mozzarella Stick is when you masturbate after eating an entire family size bag of Cheetos and then get a blowjob.
Sally came over last night when i was eating some Cheetos then i gave her The Mozzarella Stick it's not easy being cheesy.
by Chester The Cheeto December 11, 2019
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Mozzarella Stick

An extremely derogatory term used for people from Sicily. Do not use it!
by Guido103 May 31, 2014
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Mozzarella Stick

When you take a girls shit and cut out the middle and ejaculate inside the hole. Then, the girl or yourself must eat it.
I made my girlfriend a mozzarella stick last night, it tasted awesome!
by garfield god 4 March 01, 2022
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