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Get the mop 

When you see someone hot you say get the mop bcs of your WAP
Girl 1- “omg look *points to a hot guy*
Girl 2- “GET THE MOP”
Get the mop by Min._.Tae September 17, 2023

Mop the Carpet 

The sexual act of ejaculating onto a females pubic hair, then proceeding to spread it around with your penis.
Andrea let Grant mop the carpet for her last night.
Mop the Carpet by magicmike11 February 25, 2014

The Messy Mop 

When a girl squirts in a guy's mouth while she's on her period, he combines it with his spit and spits into a cup. He then cums in the cup and pours it on the girls head. She uses her hair as a mop and squeezes it back into her mouth and then her and the guy fuck. He pours the mixture into her pussy and proceeds to fuck her without a condom
Dude, last night, Karen and I did the Messy Mop!
Friend- no fucking way dude!
The Messy Mop by Clitmuncher85 April 24, 2015

mop the snail

a term comparing a woman’s sexual discharge being similar to the slime from a snail, thus mopping would insinuate a sexual partner absorbing said fluids through oral sexual methods
The sex with Chloe was, if nothing else, wildly messy. I definitely had to mop the snail after that one.
mop the snail by 99 Oreos January 6, 2022

The Dirty Mop 

It is where u drag sweaty balls across someones face.
I ran a mile then gave my girl friend The Dirty Mop.
The Dirty Mop by n a f t a June 4, 2009

mop the floor 

when some one in a fight gets grabbed by the hair and dragged on the floor
Yeah she was talking shit so ima mop the floor with that bitch when i see her!
mop the floor by Tuchxy February 12, 2020