The mummy

When your at a party or a large gathering of people, you find a girl thats passed out, get a bunch of condoms and guys and bust on them, when this is done you lay them across the passed out girl's body practically wrappings her up with them.

Some stupid bitch passed out at the party and about 16 dudes gave her the mummy.

by Trannyplus1 March 5, 2011

The Mummy

while defecating, you wrap your hand in toilet paper as if it were being mummified. You then proceed to wipe back hand and forehand. Then bam, youre done.

Connor: How was your shit, bro? It sounded nasty. You gonna shower?

Ben: Naw man, I pulled The Mummy.

by Chimpy91 June 1, 2011

The Mummy

When a guy shoots a magnificent load all over a girls body and waits till she falls asleep to blot the area with tissues. When the girl awakes she will be wrapped in tissues resembling a mummy.

"After 2 weeks of not shooting my load I decided to go out and stalk and fuck. I found some dummy, took her home, and performed the mummy."

by Ma-Manda October 29, 2011

The Momma Bird

The act of transferring chewed food from ones mouth to another unsuspecting mouth, usually someone passed out drunk. Results in hilarity sometimes an ass whipping.

I can't believe Darell gave Germy The Momma Bird!

by Sirmoola October 24, 2010

the mummy

When you fuck a chic from behind, when your about to cum spit on her back. When she turns around cum in her eyes and she'll stagger away not able to see and moaning.

I gave that bitch the mummy last night, it was funny shit, yo!

by Ryan July 15, 2004

the mummy

To wrap a U-shaped public toilet seat with toilet paper when toilet seat covers are unavailable. An alternative to laying toilet paper on the seat prior to taking a crap, with the added benefit of not sticking to your ass when you get up.

Yeah, I had to take a crap in the train station today. The seat was gross, but I gave it the mummy before I sat down.

by ManchVegasMan September 8, 2011

The Mummy

When u fuck a chick doggystyle and wrap her long hair around her face and lift her off the ground...she will then reach out to touch the ground making motions like a mummy with her face wraped up.

by gaijin August 27, 2003