life liberty and the pursuit of happiness we fought for these ideals we should settle for less there are wise words enterprising man quote em don't act surprised you guys cause I wrote em
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But Hamilton forgets
His plan would have the government assume state's debts
Now place your bets unto who that benefits
The very seat of government where Hamilton sits
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But Hamilton forgets
His plan would have the government assume state's debts
Now place your bets unto who that benefits
The very seat of government where Hamilton sits
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Quarterback in the huddle: “center, did you eat your fiber pills today?”
Center in the huddle: “yeah man I’m ready for The Shatue of Liberty.”
Quarterback at the line of scrimmage: “Poo 42! Poo 42! Set, hike!”
Center: *shits*
Opposing Safety: *intercepts decoy and screams incoherently*
Center in the huddle: “yeah man I’m ready for The Shatue of Liberty.”
Quarterback at the line of scrimmage: “Poo 42! Poo 42! Set, hike!”
Center: *shits*
Opposing Safety: *intercepts decoy and screams incoherently*
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Man, I was giving this cancer-survivor with a fake leg the Becera Statue of Liberty, when my upstairs neighbor called the fire department who then broke down the door.
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Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories In Bemba: The First Juvenile Release.
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