lazer

When someone is able to tell when a female is bi or homosexual. Basically like gaydar but for lesbians.

Chris:"Dude, that girl is so hot!"
Olive: "Good luck, that girl is a lesbian."
Chris:"How do you know, you've never met her."
Olive:"I have good lazer"

by Tuesday99 January 24, 2008

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Lazer

Weed and Coccain mix in a blunt the two combined make a leathel combination that you have to watch out for because it might kill you

that Lazer was sweet man we should do it again

by CMT ( Corn, MIke, Tim) February 18, 2006

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Lazer Mazer

When a person shows up to a party completely plastered to a party or gathering and makes a spectical of themselves. This person then becomes the object of attention and a source of entertainment. This is especially applies to in-school settings, such as a lunchroom or studyhall.

"HOLY SHIT I HAVE WEED IN MY PURSE!" screamed Eliza as she lay on a sofa at a huge party throwing up chunks of vomit.

"Jesus Christ, she's pulling a Lazer Mazer again." said Kenny

by Rashiqua Kornerson August 02, 2009

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Osu!Lazer

An Osu! experiment which is available since 2017. Made by Dean "peppy" Hebert. And has a lot more features than the Osu!Classic, such as customizable UI placement, A lot more modifiers than the Osu!Classic version and much more.

Osu! player: Man Osu! is so fun! but I want a new major update though.
Osu!Lazer player: Didn't you hear of Osu!Lazer? It has a ton of updates by the developers of Osu!
Osu! player: So when is that gonna be released?
Osu!Lazer player: It's been available since early 2017...

by Pikakid_ March 26, 2022

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lazer bear

A bear dressed up with a Canadian flag for a cape and walks around with two spazzy cats. Red lasers shoot out of its eyes and kill you instantly. It moves really, really fast.

Dude, me and Bill were walkin' home yesterday when this giant lazer bear showed up! the cats devoured Bill's face while the bear totally burned him. Then it ran away really fast. It was horrible.

by sean_is_a_woman September 27, 2005

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