Island

A word used to describe yourself as being single usually when one is too ashamed to use the word 'single'.
boy) I'm an island!
girl) Me too!
boy) Let's hook up! ;)
girl) Sounds like a plan
by deadfit April 28, 2009
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Long Island, New York; used primarily by its inhabitants, as they expect everyone to know exactly what is meant by "The Island."
People from "The Island" should go kill themselves.
by Larry February 28, 2004
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Island

"surrounded by water, big water, ocean water"
Puerto Rico is an Island
by The One True POTUS October 02, 2017
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island

A place where people are usually nice to each other, nobody's in a hurry, people stop and talk to each other on the street even in nasty weather, there are no secrets, and life just pretty much works the way it should most of the time. It's not too complicated.
Islander #1: "Do you want to go to the mainland this weekend?"

Islander #2: "Hell no!"
by KodiakMamaBear March 18, 2005
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Island

An island is a gay person that is not on the scene and usually does not care to be on it. Usually because he knows what drama it entails. Islands are happy living on their island, isolated around their ocean of girlfriends.

Also, while the seas might be well charted , few people might know he is out, or know of him, tho usually they are out or just sooo obviously gay. Unless you have habit of visiting the tropics then u might not know them!
I am so sick of the gays on the scene here! I need to find me a nice island to retire on!
by Whatevah! March 06, 2009
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islander

Prince Edward Islander. No one refers to them as 'islanders' except themselves. Anne of Green Gables has become a modern deity to these humble folk, all of whom either work in the tourism industry or grow potatos.

Islanders speak fairly normal english, with a few peculiar twists. Words like 'bagel' and 'dad' are consistently pronounced improperly. They also have no concept of a 'backpack' or 'knapsack', instead prefering to use queer little articles they lovingly refer to as 'kitbags'.

To be fair, all islanders who venture forth from the Island are good people and make great companions. Though a strange breed, they bring enrichment to the historically incestuous regions of Eastern Canada.
Bob: How did that crazy islander manage to get to the mainland so quickly??
Ted: He likely took the Confederation Bridge. You know, that ridiculous waste of taxpayer dollars that's the only thing propping up the Island's economy besides Japanese tourists?
by el woodrow March 13, 2006
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When you go to the bathroom (number two) and the shit that piles up and forms a mound above the water or formas an island.
I had way too much to drink last night and I feel like it is an islander morning.
by BP November 11, 2003
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