ridin' the horn

Performing a sex act similar to ridin' the rod; the dude is on his back, so his erect cock sticks straight up like a saddle horn. His lady aligns her pussy with the ol' woody and sits back in the saddle formed by his crotch and his legs...then she slides up and down his cock, slowly at first, then faster until he's buckin' and fuckin' her ass off...and when they come together, the ride is worth it!

"Hey, man, I wouldn't mind takin' one of those cowgirls for a ride...you know it's cool to be the saddle when she's ridin' the horn."

by bongoman January 15, 2008

lay on the horn

To honk one's car horn for longer than normal. Usually done when either the driver is fed up or someone on the road does something particularly stupid.

The asshole cut me off, so I laid on the horn.

by The Grammar Nazi June 29, 2002

Cranking the Horn

Masturbating in a comedic fashion. Or to masturbate as a means of time-wasting for mild enjoyment.

Guy 1: What did you do at the weekend?
Guy 2: Nothing much just sat at home cranking the horn.
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: You know, beating my soldier, caressing my shaft, you know, treating the little guy.
Guy 1: Ohhhhh, yeh same, I wanked until it hurt me physically. We really need girlfriends.

by CrankingMyHorn October 25, 2022

beeping the horn

Pre-shit farting. In reference to 'Dropping the kids off at the pool(shitting)

Hey Mikey, stop beeping the horn you smelly fuck

by Phinton April 6, 2008

around the horn

In baseball, when, following a strikeout with no runners on base and fewer than two outs, the ball is tossed from the catcher to third, to second, to short and finally back to the pitcher. Similarly, when the ball is tossed from first to second to short to third and back to the pitcher following a force out at first base with no other runners aboard. The order and players involved may vary by team.

This practice is purely traditional, but serves to keep the infielders' arms warm during an inning.

After the pitcher struck out the batter, the infielders went around the horn.

by chcameron September 10, 2011

to take a bull by the horn

To do things on their own(or to do things their way)rather than trusting someone else

When it comes to financial risk,they want to to 'take the bull by the horns.'

by krupali March 28, 2005

Around the Horn

1. A dangerous voyage, esp. naval, around the extreme peninsular end of America's Southern continent (Cape Horn).

2. Expression describing any risky or adventerous maneuver used in order to achieve the final step in a predetermined goal; an apotheosis of sorts.

3. In poker, a declared convention allowing straights to be continuous across the card hierarchy limits. That is, sequences are allowed to proceed from King to Ace to Two, and so on, as needed to complete a run. Legitimate only if announced with a horn honk and a circular hand motion.

1. Captain Horatio L. Nymark, despite innumerable weather catastrophes, made it Around the Horn.

2. In the heat of the night, Captain Nymark was forced to go around the horn: to avoid complaints from his many mistrisses, he proceeded to bed every one of them in the space of an evening.

3. "EEEEEEEEAAAAAA-OUUUURRRRRRN! Around the horn, boys, around the horn!" Captain Nymark boldly tooted the order at the start of the hand, later to win the pot with a QKA23 straight.

by Round O'Horn August 7, 2005