honk the pig

to finger or pleasure a woman who is a squeller

Man: do you like that baby?
Woman: Oh yes! Honk the Pig!

by pighonker March 21, 2011

honk the chonk

The act of one person putting out their fist, and the other person putting their index fingers in the end of their fist.

Bro, I haven’t seen you in forever! Honk the Chonk!

by RonSwan December 24, 2019

Honk the bird

To take a hit of a vape pen.

“Hey man, wanna honk the bird before class?”
“I went to go honk the bird and the battery was dead.”

by TastyGrapes October 12, 2023

The 447 Honk It

A place where anything from sex to a bar fight can happen.

"They had a fight at The 447 Honk It" - "Me and her stayed the night at The 447 Honk It" - " You got slamed on The 447 Honk It."

by Clay June 7, 2004

The 447 Honk It

Also known as the single known cure for Syphalepaherplese.

Quick Slam him on/at The 447 Honk It...

by Shrewzor July 2, 2004

Honk The Horn

The uncontrollable act induced by extreme excitement after an individual locates his cock, where he tediously shaves away at the outermost layer of skin until only the urethra is intact.

- Hello? 9-1-1? Yah, I just woke up with an apple peeler in my hand and the bloody existence of my penis was urinating like an unmanned fire hose.

- Stay calm... Prior to you passing out, you unconsciously mutilated your penis. Medical professionals familiar with "Honk The Horn" cases are on their way.

by ScreamTeam April 4, 2009

honk the boof

To perform sodomy. A Canadian way to refer to performing butt stuff

I hear Canadian soldiers are allowed to grow beards and honk the boof, unlike their U.S.A counterparts

by Hauntedleo June 20, 2023