Joey the hamster girl

A sweet person who loves hamsters very much but is slowly going broke from spending all of their money on their pet hamster.

Person A: Have you met Joey the hamster girl yet?
Person B: Nah. She seems nice, though.
Person C: She's really great, but she's not going to have any money left if she keeps buying expensive things for her hamster.

by your average cartoon lover June 6, 2021

The wheel is turning but the hamster is dead.

A phrase used to refer to people who don't know how to spell when contributing entries to urbandictionary.com.

"the wheel is turing but the hampsters dead" is not a real phrase. This guy's an idiot; it's like the wheel is turning but the hamster is dead.

by UpNDemGuts July 15, 2009

drop the hamster

Shoving a hamster up your ass, because why not?

Steve: man I'm bored
Bob: what do you want to do
Steve: let's drop the hamster
Bob: I don't have a problem with that

by Doubledicker December 2, 2017

punching the hamster

Masterbation

What are you doing?

Eh probably just punching the hamster and passing out

by somedumbasshole March 9, 2012

choking the hamster

The act of wanking off a hairy dwarf/midget

Nick was caught choking the hamster with Tom the other day. He's one hairy dwarf.

by hairydwarf February 7, 2014

peanut the hamster

Peanut the hamster is cute amazing furry loving caring and is the cutest hamster in world owner is Dakota

Peanut the hamster looks fat

by LOVE PEANUT THE HAMSTER May 8, 2018

chase the hamster

Very Animal-Crossing-NH-like phrase that means masturbation.
Created by Twitch Streamer and Youtuber Monika, aka Shaperka

Let's go chase the hamster.

by averybigfan June 18, 2020