gonk

A length of toilet role covered in fake fur which is supplied as a prize at fairs. Due to its pathetic pointlessness, it can be used as an insult.

You are such a f*****g gonk!

by JonnyJman February 24, 2005

gonk

One's own skin. "in the gonk" (naked). My father (1923-2005) used this phrase in our childhood. His father was in the British Army (Royal Engineers) in WW I, so the army slang "gonk bag" for sleeping bag, is consistent.

Your brother's still in the gonk this morning.

by skribanr May 11, 2010

gonk

a word that is used to descibe some one you dislike and is different from an average person, and even slightly geeky.

see that dude over there with a starwars t-shirt, he looks like a bit of a gonk

by jonny boid September 12, 2009

gonk

an unspecified type of dirtyness or stain

"Ew, i fell over and now im covered in Gonk"
"Why didnt you clean you shoes, now theres Gonk all over the floor!"
"WHY ARE THERE GONK STAINS ALL OVER MY NEW CARPET?"

by PhysicalToxic November 6, 2019

Gonked

An informal way of saying you will be getting severely fucked up or drunk at a gathering

Damn, bruh, I'm finna get gonked tonight at Daniel's base!

by Melbournebitchass August 22, 2016

gonk

a totally useless twat / dickhead / pratt / knob

you fucking gonk mother fucker

by bubsey October 2, 2005

gonk

Glasgow, Scots.

Synonymous with blowjob

Geez a gonk ye dobber!

by Superbo February 2, 2005