spank the dolphin 

Wacking off your dad.

Dude, last night my mom made me spank the dolphin.

spank the dolphin by dolphins12345 December 3, 2013

wax the dolphin

Slang for masturbation. see beat the meat or Pull a Toma

I gotta go and wax the dolphin.

wax the dolphin by -CyberPunk- February 7, 2005

waxing the dolphin

jacking in the shower or anywhere submersed in water

I was rinsing off and this vision of this walnut ass leapt into my brain so I had to wax the dolphin,

waxing the dolphin by Amanda Hugginkiss December 24, 2003

floggin the dolphin 

Extreamly agressive manipulation of the penis, (Masterbation)

I love floggin the dolphin

floggin the dolphin by jim October 29, 2003

Ecco the Dolphin 

A game made by SEGA that starts out as a cute little kiddy game but scares the fuck outta you when you get to later levels

"Dude I was playing Ecco the Dolphin and shat myself when I saw that alien thing!"

Ecco the Dolphin by Cop_Killer_Nose_Pick April 25, 2010

flogging the dolphin 

to jerk off;masturbate;rubbing one out

Joe didnt get it in with his girlfriend,so instead he started flogging the dolphin

flogging the dolphin by tmmmmmmmmmmmmm June 6, 2011

Flog the Dolphin 

Term for masturbation; used in the movie "There's Something About Mary" by "Woogie/Dom" in reference to Ben Stiller's lack of beating off

You choke the chicken before any big date, don't you? Tell me you spank the monkey before any big date. Oh my God, he doesn't flog the dolphin before a big date. Are you crazy? That's like going out there with a loaded gun!

Flog the Dolphin by Penguin6427 October 12, 2008