Broke The Condom

Your teammate dying leaving you unprotected

"Man i was playing fortnite and these nerds broke the condom"

by PotassiumTG92 January 29, 2026

Where’s the Condom?

A very risky game that only few are brave enough to play. You start with a condom on. Then during sex you pull it off like David Copperfield and slam it back in without saying a word.

I was smashing that ho from behind and slipped that rubber off. Then after I cummed she was like “Where’s the condom?” I promptly snapped her butthole with it.

by Travis Castle May 28, 2018

Why did the condom cross the road?

Because it was pissed off

'Why did the condom cross the road?' Is a original joke that I created. Definitely didn't copy from anywhere

by Notmelol123 April 22, 2022

The Corner Condom

A rigid, tube-shaped device made of plastic that is used as a condom, in order to have sex around corners,objects, or people; it was invented, and is often used by, Dr. Basketball.

Johnny often plays pranks on his friends by using The Corner Condom to molest them whilst hidding behind a wall.

by themuffmaster June 22, 2010

blow the dirt condom

giving oral sex to a penis with a condom that was just in your ass.

"why would you blow the dirt condom, don't you talk enough shit?"

by hadiaha August 16, 2009

the anal condom enigma

when a gentleman attempting to butt fuck encounters the life long question as to whether the woman would want him to wear a raincoat, or just plain raw dog it.

Last Friday, me and Suzy were getting down to business, then I got totally mindfucked by the anal condom enigma, so she bounced and I had to rub one out so i didn't get blue balls.

by holla holla back ching chang May 11, 2007

the slippery condom

Much like a condom, immature humans will be splattered on the inside.

And like a slippery condom, it's about to tear open.

I need you to picture this. You're driving 100 on the freeway and you're coked outta your mind. You car hasn't been MOTD in 3 years and you're getting head. Also, it' raining, your car is a slippery condom.

Have you seen joe's new car? You mean 'the slippery condom?'

by burgundyyyy December 8, 2019