the colonel

A man whose goal in life is to discipline students. Often known to wear aviators and appear suddenly around corners.

The colonel suspended the shit out of Joseph.

by Bertrand McNally December 28, 2005

The Colonel's Creampie

The Colonel's Creampie ranks up there in the pantheon of ultimate fast food. It’s a sandwich made from a KFC double down and a macaroni side salad. You put an entire macaroni salad inside the double down sandwich. It’s a creative manipulation of existing menu items, and is sure to tantalize your taste buds: It’s a sandwich that’s more than the sum of its parts.

Employee: Welcome to KFC may I take your order?
Customer: Ummm, can I get The Colonel's Creampie?

Order Display Screen
1 DB DWN
1 MAC SLD

by supa skites November 3, 2010

a puss-filled cyst in the colon of society

The worst of the worst, when it comes to social position. Bottom rung. Underneath the barrel. Complete and utter lack of inter-personal skills.

"That poor fucker's a puss-filled cyst in the colon of society."

by Kron' May 19, 2008

the colonel

The only man who could control John Rambo!!!

"John, you've gotta come in" The Colonel
"I can't do it sir... breeeaaaaarr" Rambo with Sylvester Stallone voice where he speaks and... at the end of the sentence you miss the last three words or so...

by Jambon December 13, 2008

The colonel

man who sold his recipe for Kentucky Fried Chicken. Made millions off his family: his family gets 6 cents for every piece of chicken sold to this day. Hardcore avid racist, once even saying (when his customers were primarily black), "I wish all these spooks and niggers would leave my restaurant, then I might get more profits!"

"Man, The colonel is my idol. He created KFC, thats all I need."

"The colonel was a gay racist."

by Fic May 30, 2006

The Colonel Sanders

Sexual ritual where the male deepfries his penis until crisp. Then the female gives him head, when he nuts she screams “it’s finger lickin good”

John- hey bitch you down for a colonel sanders?
Britney- I’m SO down
*does the colonel sanders*
John- *nuts*
Britney- ITS FINGER LICKIN GOOD

by KKK77777 March 13, 2018

the colonial

During intercourse, have a friend hide in the closet in a revolutionary war style uniform(including musket), then as you ejaculate on her face have said friend hop out of the closet and butt stroke her in the face.

My friend and I gave her the the colonial last night.

by old colonial August 1, 2008