tits on the ceiling

Dome shaped light mounts fixated to ceilings, commonly found in hallways, basements, living rooms, and some bedrooms.

Also the beginning verse of a forgotten rap song.

"Hey Abbey, nice tits on the ceiling!"

"Omg did you see Lauren's two tits on the ceiling?"

tits on the ceiling by HammieG January 27, 2017

hanging from the ceiling 

when hanging from the ceiling you are suspended by your balls with a 10 pound weight to counter balance you so you evenly hang. Used to jelq.

My friend and I were caught "hanging from the ceiling" at the sleepover.
My dad walked in on me "hanging from the ceiling" while playing videogames.
I told my friend he was crazy for not "hanging on the ceiling"

hanging from the ceiling by ticklemyrectum4$ January 18, 2023

feet to the ceiling 

when your horny

him: What you doing
her: nothing but these motherfuckin feet to the ceiling
him: your parents not home
her: NOPE
him: whatchu trynna do
her: letts just say this kitten purring and it need somebody to pet it
him: say no more, IM ON MY WAY

feet to the ceiling by juicypussyjay September 14, 2017

paint the ceiling 

To shoot yourself in the head.

If the economy doesn't turn around, I'm going to paint the ceiling.

paint the ceiling by greenmonstahmsn.com March 2, 2009

cracks in the ceiling panels 

In the male (and possibly female) restrooms of high schools, cheap ceiling panels can be pushed aside. This allows students to climb up into the ceiling (usually by using the handles in the handi-capped stall) where they can smoke weed during lunch. Should not be attempted by students over 300 pounds.

"Dude! There's people in the ceiling!"
"Cracks in the ceiling panels, man. Cracks in the ceiling panels."

cracks in the ceiling panels by cpoc December 9, 2003

Licking the Ceiling 

To be REAL fuckin high...ceiling can be replaced with clouds, sky, etc.

Ron Howard: "Yo, I'm stoned as shit..."
Fonzie: "Yeah man, I'm licking the ceiling"

Licking the Ceiling by I_AM_HOLLYWOOD April 27, 2006

Pound the Ceiling with a Broom Handle 

When you use a common household item with a hard wooden handle like a broom to strike the ceiling of an apartment, in order to remind an upstairs neighbor that the noise they are making is loud and can be heard by others.

"They don't respect me, Susan – I had to pound the ceiling with a broom handle more than five times!"

Pound the Ceiling with a Broom Handle by abolishme January 11, 2016