"I can't do right by my wife. I work hard all day long and I got three dollars in my pocket. I got cancer of the prick.."
by Christophe Graham May 18, 2006
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by Mad Man 367 April 13, 2015
Get the cancer of the junk mug.When a person has ideologies that are so fucking retarded that you lose braincells within being 5 feet of said person
"You have fucking got testicular cancer in the head you fucking retard." "Whoever the fuck gave birth to you is a dumbass cunt for not getting an abortion."
by Birdisnottheword October 2, 2021
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by Lefty 2 guns May 13, 2005
Get the cancer of the prick mug.the prank in which one person tricks another by suggesting that if one's hand is bigger than their face, they have cancer. But upon placing their hand over their face, to test themselves out, the prankster smacks the person's hand into their own face.
*Origin: Unknown...does anyone know when this was created?
*Origin: Unknown...does anyone know when this was created?
"Did you the Family Guy clip when Tom Tucker pulls that 'cancer of the face' prank on Diane Simmons during the Quahog News?"
by Little Big Daddy December 18, 2011
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Get the cancer of the penis mug.To celebrate the new year at a bar that has poor ventilation and can easily be confused with Snoop Dog's recording studio due to the persistent haze of smoke.
by mp2009 February 2, 2009
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