Buff The Dog

Masturbating.

I like to buff the dog of john, chris and robyn.

by Tops1990 September 19, 2010

buff the snail

buffing the snail, v., is the act of rigorously stimulating the clitoris. it is derived from the hand/wrist motion of theoretically "buffing" the shell of a snail, when in reality, you are rubbing a clit.

"I'm home alone. I'm really gonna buff the snail tonight."

by rockinrollbuttercup69420 July 8, 2016

Buff the tip

To suck the tip of a dick

All these puttis can go buff the tip

by CaseTheKingSantana November 24, 2016

The A-Buff

A girl that continually teases you verbally with sexual intimations and innuendos without the intent of following through on any of them. Ever.

Dude I was at this bar and this girl was the definition of The A-Buff. She said she would have sex with me but then just left me sitting there.

by Josh Vinski March 25, 2008

Buff the ratchet

Slang terminology for telling someone to suck your dick.

Construction foreman: " I need you to clean all the tools"
Me: "You can buff the ratchet"

by Ace boogies February 5, 2019

Buff the Corolla

A slang redneck term for gay sex.

Would you be willing to come over and buff the Corolla with your compound?

by Notacorollabuffer October 16, 2018

buff the tuff to kuff n' tuff

said when something particularly unpleasant happens

guy 1: "Hey, did you hear your mum got in a car accident?"
guy 2: "buff the tuff to kuff n' tuff"

by Theadourus January 29, 2024