bless the bottle

Tap the bottle cap once.

whoever is drinking the liquor needs to tap the top of the bottle cap.

Mike : "You finna open that bruh? "

Kolby: " Yea man , bless the bottle "

" We blessed the bottle before drinking it "

by Inkyyyyy April 29, 2016

bless the bean

the actions of stimulating your cliterous, very similar to "flickng the bean", but a holy ritual is carried at the end of the process in which a man must ejaculate,spit and finally fart into the females mouth to become truely blessed!

" I ate my last supper last night after they bless my bean"

"Wow they seemed to have blessed that bean good"

Bless the bean!

by lsbs September 1, 2009

Bless the Baby Kitty

A phrase that is used when a statement or action is made that is so stupid that the only response that can be give in a shake of the head and to say "Bless the Baby Kitty"

Everyone is always treated fair. Response: (Shake your head and say) Bless the Baby Kitty

by AUSTAFF July 15, 2017

God bless the U.S.A.

a country song by Lee Greenwood from the '80s. Bombastic to begin with, it was used by those stupid armchair warriors who cheered the Persian Gulf war of 1991 while watching it happen on the damn TV while swilling beer. These dumbfuckcretinshave never served in the Armed Forces, they don't know what it's like to be serving the country with the possibility of danger coming at any time - they think war is a spectator sport, a game. They think that anyone who isn't caught in the "spirit" of the "game" is "unpatriotic". It's the same old fucking shit now, only MUCH worse. This song is now used as a rallying anthem for all the fascist stupidshit dumbass jingoistic warmonger bastardassholes who rah-rah the war like cheerleaders (they call that "supporting the troops", then they don't want to pay for treatment for the disabled veterans that come home alive). This song is now for idiots of the highest degree who can't think for themselves. They are dumber than animals.

Anthony drives to work everyday with a Lee Greenwood CD playing in his car. The disc player is set to repeatly play "God Bless the U.S.A.". He also has a yellow ribbon on the car attenna and the rear bumper is festooned with "patriotic" bumper stickers that childishly slam all those who oppose the Iraq war and celebrates it. He thinks it's all a game, he watches the news every day just to see how many "towel heads" were killed that day. "God Bless the U.S.A." is his favorite song of all time and cheering the war like the spectator he is - that's his life.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 6, 2008

Bless The Pancakes

A type of pancake two blessthefall fan girls ordered at Denny's in Corpus Christi, TX on April 10, 2009 after the blessthefall, Silverstein, A Static Lullaby and Before Their Eyes show. Bless The Pancakes consist of BTF written in whipped cream and a heart made of cherries in the back. They all took pictures of the pancakes when they arrived and Beau Bokan posted the pic on his Twitter. It was AMAZING!

btf fan girl 1: We should so order pancakes that say BTF on them!!!
btf fan girl 2: Yes! We could call them...BLESS THE PANCAKES!

by btf fan girl 2 (Olivia!!!) June 27, 2009

blessing the sink

Spending too much time and effort trying to get the infrared-activated sink to turn on. Up, down, left, right, repeat.

Man, the sink in the men’s room is awful. I just spent about 5 minutes blessing the sink.

by !JayAm! March 3, 2018

Bless the fuck up

When someone you don’t like sneeze. A nicer way of saying shut the Fuck up.

Person 1: sneeze
Everyone else in the room: bless the fuck up

by Stangley July 25, 2018