Astronomics

The economy of space.

Jack: You see stardust went down six points today?

Desquarius: yeah it sucks man, that's astronomics.

by Yi Z May 23, 2013

Down astronomically

A much worse version of down bad. Some would say it's an expansion to down catastrophic.

Alex : damn bro my Brazzers subscription expired. Now I have to watch free porn.
John : Bro you had a Brazzers subscription? God damn you are down astronomically.

by clapped nigga February 25, 2021

Down Astronomical

When you are so unbelievably down so bad that even the paint on the walls makes you horny.

I am Down Astronomical so much so that I fucked a hole in the wall. :(

by Tucker the park dencher April 28, 2021

Astronomic bg

a French slang compliment, usually used to let one's friend know how cool he is.

'Astronomic bg' literally means "Good-looking guy from another galaxy" (bg = beau gosse in French)

I really like Esteban. He definitely is an astronomic bg.

by paul with a b April 01, 2021

astronomical unit

roughly the distance between the Earth and the Sun

The distance between the ISS and the Sun is 1 astronomical unit.

by ?mypseudonym? April 23, 2020

anal astronomer

One who devotes their time to gazing longingly into and studying the physics of an anus.

An anal astronomer is a highly respected member of the scientific community.

by El Doucho Loco August 19, 2018

Down Astronomical

You got too horny and became down astronomical, now everything you see makes you wanna fuck it.

Guy 1: I could suck a horse cock and won't be gay, I'd like it btw
Guy 2: oh hell nah this mf down astronomical

by discord person February 03, 2022