The Angry George

A cousin of the angry dragon. While erect and about to ejaculate, you sick your penis into one of. your partners nostrils and blow your load.

Guy 1:Dude, I had a hella good time last night.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: Because I met this super freaky chick. She wanted The Angry George.
Guy 2: Nice!

by Crazykap September 20, 2016

The Angry Bird

Commonly mistaken for the popular video game. This activity involves and usually occurs during prolonged car journeys; the individual(s), to pass the time and amuse themselves, resort to flipping the 'bird' at random pedestrians and other vehicles in hope of deriving an amusing/aggressive reaction. One should use it with caution especially when both vehicles are stationary.

I was bored in the car so resorted to playing 'The Angry Bird' with my brother.

"Did you see that hipster's face when I gave him 'The Angry Bird' when he stepped out of Starbucks?"

"Perhaps I shouldn't have done the 'The Angry Bird' when we were stopping at the traffic lights..."

by TheAsianInvasionnn November 21, 2013

The Angry Video Game Nerd

One of the most funniest and greatest internet ppl ever since the dance revolution thing. The Angry Video game nerd is a character played by James Rolfe, who reviews games from the 80s that are just god awful. He really helps you with what games you shouldn't play, even if it looks good to play, if he reviews them, it fucking sucks.
He.s funny, hes awsome, and so much better than that, emo fuck faggot of a fuck Chris Cock(suc)ker. "LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE" Shut up! If he only knew

The Angry Video Game Nerd uses such hilarious words like, cockadookie and bullfuck, he would rather eat the rotten asshole of a skunk than play, wolly bear, he's got balls. Crocker is just balls, or ballsucker.

by Alan Massacre April 14, 2008

The Angry Carlos

Asking a person to open their mouth, then spitting in it and slapping them across the face.

He was so mad at her he decided to give her The Angry Carlos move.

by Sir Pedro January 17, 2008

the angry moose

While fucking someone from behind slide you thumbs into the asshole in front of you. Spread your hands out and hook your thumbs. This will give you the look of a moose and you will be able to pull the person around with your hooked thumbs. This will probably make the other person very angry, hence the angry moose.

i was so hammered i gave that chick the angry moose.

by dizzle1224 May 28, 2006

The Angry Pirate

When boning a girl and almost about to bust a knut, you spit on her back so she thinks you have busted on her back, she then turns around at which point you cream in her eye and she closes it unable to see. you then full pelt kick her in the shin.
The Result:
a girl hobbling with one eye open to look like a pirate making this sound "arrrhh"

John found out his girlfriend has slept with another man, so he gave her the angry pirate.

by likeasumboodeee April 23, 2014

The Angry Simba

The Angry Simba is similar to BOTH "The Angry Pirate" & "The Simba" but done at the same time. Thus creating "The Angry Simba".

It is a talent for just one man to pull this stunt off. Better done in a Devils Threesome, which no man should go down.

Meaning of the "Simba": The act of smearing cum upon the forehead of someone else and saying slowly "Simba" as Rafiki did to the image of Simba on his Tree in the Disney film The Lion King.

Meaning of "The Angry Pirate": A male is receiving oral sex from a female, when he pulls out and ejaculates in her eye, causing the female to cover her eye with one hand which simulates an eye patch. The male then kicks the female in the shin, causing her to jump around on one foot, simulating a peg leg, whilst yelling "ARRHHHH". Thus The Angry Pirate is born.

Craig: I tried to get this girl to do The Angry Simba with me the other night. I failed.

Egore: You know it's better done in a Devils threesome yeah?

Craig: Yes, but i'm not willing to try it.

by TheAngrySimba June 17, 2010