the 505

What New Mexico is referred to because of the area code being 505.

Also, one of the awesomest places if you know where to find fun.

"I always go to the 505 to chill, man"

by Lobita June 19, 2008

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playing the 50

being close or cool with someone your doesn't like, get along with or has beef with

She's playing the 50

by urban mf March 31, 2017

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Bend her over and show her the 50 states

It first appeared in the movie "Horrible Bosses." It basically just means your gunna bend that bitch over and stick it in her and show her who's boss.

Chandler: "Hey bro are you gunna get with her tonight?"
Jake: "Hell yeah bro Imma make sure she's sore tomorrow. I'm gunna bend her over and show her the 50 states."
Chandler: "Thatta boy"

by ONEohTWO January 8, 2012

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Alabama: Hicks
Alaska: American Russians
Arizona: Bad football team
Arkansas: ArKANSAS
California: Wildfires
Colorado: IM A GIRRAFE

Connecticut: Bipolar
Delaware: George Washington

Florida: Hurricanes

Georgia: Coca Cola
Hawaii: Moana
Idaho: Potatohoes

Illinois: Alcoholics

Indiana: Indian
Iowa: Dark zone of US
Kansas: Patrick Mahomes
Kentucky: Fried chicken

Louisiana: Popeyes

Maine: LOBSTAH
Maryland: Crabs and Clams
Massachusetts: The witch trials

Michigan: Big boi lakes
Minnesota: Vikings
Mississippi: That other southeastern state
Missouri: Beer and Kansas city
Montana: Far cry 5
Nebraska: A fuckin huge pointy rock
Nevada: Gambling

New Hampshire: Concord
New Jersey: New Joysee
New Mexico: Tall pointy fucken tree things
New York: Only 1 good football team
North Carolina: Texas Pete
North Dakota: Rocky president's
Ohio: Two blonde fuckbois
Oklahoma: State that looks like a pan
Oregon: Portland

Pennsylvania: Where I hope my real dad is
Rhode Island: SMOL
South Carolina: The worse of the two
South Dakota: The unwanted stepson of the northern-midwestern region of the us
Tennessee: Rock and Roll
Texas: Red dead

Utah: Salt lake city

Vermont: The adopted kid the North doesn't want or remember

Virginia: Gettysburg

Washington: Marshawn lynch

West Virginia: Felloff 76
Wisconsin: Has a weird fucken city (Milwaukee)
Wyoming: Doesn't exist

Bro the 50 states are weird

by Bigdiccjerry June 19, 2019

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The 500 Club

A very prestigious and exclusive institution where only the classiest of people are offered invitations. One must be in dress codes at all times and bring a complementary bottle of wine to each event. Location is unknown to the public because of its distinguished confidentiality. Those who attempt to join the club without being asked will be terminated immediately and disposed of.

Dude, I just got asked to be apart of the 500 club! This is the best day of my life! I cannot tell you where it is because I swore under oath.

by ChinandlerBong1 September 14, 2011