Crank that spider man

your partner gives u head then b4 you climax pull her head off ur mushroom, cum in your hand, and finally throw it in her face while saying Go web Go

Lisa a. OMG he totally crank that spider man all over me last night!
Lisa d. I kno you still have some on your face

by bhjodrtzdtyfug March 7, 2009

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super man that hoe

fuck a girl from behind and nut on her back and then stick the sheets on her back like a cape

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Is when you are fucking someone in their ass, then ejaculating on your hand, then when they turn around, you shoot in on their face like Spider-Man.

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When you cum onto your hand and flick it in your partner's face.

When I Spider-Man that ho, she kicked me in the stomach and had me arrested for assault.

by J. Bradley May 8, 2008

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it is when you are jerking off and right before you nut u nut in your hand then you rub your hand on girls face and you run off like webslinging

by Alenadro Jihad March 5, 2008

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by Kmoneybeezinthetrap January 14, 2017

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something that the Heavy from Tf2 says during an interrogation in an unspecified location.
Now a very popular meme template.

I fear no man but that 'Thing', it scares me...

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