Derrick is listed as single.
Brittany "What? When? Why?"
"Sorry, girl you just got a Facebook Breakup"
Brittany "What? When? Why?"
"Sorry, girl you just got a Facebook Breakup"
by Akira Moon November 16, 2008
The bittersweet, passionnate, lusty sex you have with your partner shortly after, whilst, or shortly before breaking up with them. Usually both parties are aware that they're breaking up.
by vosburgh May 18, 2009
to feel as tho everything is going fine, then to have your heart rip out so fast you cant even cry about it. its as tho your heart and mind cant synch up long enough for you to know how to feel.. until much later
by damian thy vampire October 27, 2011
When you lose a significant amount of weight after only drinking your tears at the loss of a relationship.
Girl 1: have you seen Josh lately?
Girl 2: yeah he's lost a lot of weight.
Girl 1: that's the breakup diet for ya...
Girl 2: yeah he's lost a lot of weight.
Girl 1: that's the breakup diet for ya...
by Pho_girlz August 02, 2016
A relationship breakup, common in Sweden, where one partner neglects to inform the other of the new relationship status. Apparently due to the Swedes' cultural aversion to conflict.
by Goatlady May 30, 2015
When you wake up the next morning from a breakup you got through a text, phone, myspace...etc, that night.
When you get up to get ready, you realize you were crying for a LONG when you look in the mirror, and notice those big puffy eyes, and you feel worse then you did when you actually got dumped; Ex. You don't even wanna hear your ex's name.
When you get up to get ready, you realize you were crying for a LONG when you look in the mirror, and notice those big puffy eyes, and you feel worse then you did when you actually got dumped; Ex. You don't even wanna hear your ex's name.
*Johnny has just dumped little Mary last night.
School the next day:
Mary's friend: Hey Mary, what the fuck is wrong with your face?!?
Mary: Breakup hangover. I feel like shit.
Mary's friend: Johnny?
Mary: Hey, fuck you.
School the next day:
Mary's friend: Hey Mary, what the fuck is wrong with your face?!?
Mary: Breakup hangover. I feel like shit.
Mary's friend: Johnny?
Mary: Hey, fuck you.
by paspas. September 23, 2009
The extra cash one comes into following the end of a relationship after cutting expenses like dinner dates, jewelry, and other miscellaneous items for the now ex-significant other.
Grant: You're really going to buy one bottle of every type of Patron?
Frank: Hell yeah, son -- I got that breakup money coming in now.
Frank: Hell yeah, son -- I got that breakup money coming in now.
by BobbyStompy January 28, 2013