Facebook Breakup

Breaking up with someone by changing your relationship status.

Derrick is listed as single.
Brittany "What? When? Why?"
"Sorry, girl you just got a Facebook Breakup"

by Akira Moon March 30, 2009

Breakup sex

The bittersweet, passionnate, lusty sex you have with your partner shortly after, whilst, or shortly before breaking up with them. Usually both parties are aware that they're breaking up.

It's too bad she left me, but man, was that some good breakup sex.

by vosburgh May 18, 2009

breakup wiplash

to feel as tho everything is going fine, then to have your heart rip out so fast you cant even cry about it. its as tho your heart and mind cant synch up long enough for you to know how to feel.. until much later

(you)-hey baby, how did your interview go?...

(them)-its over

and BAM!! breakup wiplash

by damian thy vampire October 27, 2011

Breakup Diet

When you lose a significant amount of weight after only drinking your tears at the loss of a relationship.

Girl 1: have you seen Josh lately?
Girl 2: yeah he's lost a lot of weight.
Girl 1: that's the breakup diet for ya...

by Pho_girlz August 2, 2016

swedish breakup

A relationship breakup, common in Sweden, where one partner neglects to inform the other of the new relationship status. Apparently due to the Swedes' cultural aversion to conflict.

Sven had broken up with Anna, only she didn't know yet - it was totally a Swedish breakup.

by Goatlady June 2, 2015

Breakup Hangover

When you wake up the next morning from a breakup you got through a text, phone, myspace...etc, that night.
When you get up to get ready, you realize you were crying for a LONG when you look in the mirror, and notice those big puffy eyes, and you feel worse then you did when you actually got dumped; Ex. You don't even wanna hear your ex's name.

*Johnny has just dumped little Mary last night.

School the next day:

Mary's friend: Hey Mary, what the fuck is wrong with your face?!?

Mary: Breakup hangover. I feel like shit.

Mary's friend: Johnny?

Mary: Hey, fuck you.

by paspas. September 22, 2009

Breakup Money

The extra cash one comes into following the end of a relationship after cutting expenses like dinner dates, jewelry, and other miscellaneous items for the now ex-significant other.

Grant: You're really going to buy one bottle of every type of Patron?

Frank: Hell yeah, son -- I got that breakup money coming in now.

by BobbyStompy January 27, 2013