I'm Going on Break

Said after solving a taxing problem or difficult issue at work, 'cause after that you definitely deserve a break. Or even better if it wasn't so difficult or taxing, 'cause hell yeah you're going on break anyway!

I want to get a job as someone who names kitchen appliances. Toaster, refrigerator, blender....all you do is say what the shit does, and add "er". I wanna work for the Kitchen Appliance Naming Institute. Hey, what does that do? It keeps shit fresh. Well that's a fresher....I'm going on break.
- Mitch Hedberg

by birdlives March 20, 2008

I'm going ghost

When you're stuck in a Bad situation, when life's crushing responsibilities and standards come crashing upon you, or if you just really enjoy the iconic cartoon, Danny Phantom, this phrase is here for you.

Person 1: "So did you study for the test next period?"
Person 2: "..."
Person 2: "I'M GOING GHOST"

by floppityflop September 21, 2017

I'm going to sleep

When the person you're talking to or texting really does NOT want to talk to or text you.
It has to be late at night, otherwise it would make no sense whatsoever.

John: What's up?
Victoria: Not much, I'm going to sleep.

by EbearV1.0 November 26, 2014

i'm going to cum

Said during sex or masturbation to make it clear that you are going to orgasm.

"Oh god babe, I'm going to cum again. Harder, harder! Don't hold back, pound into my tight pussy hard and fast!" She demand while rubbing her clit faster.

by plovingthesound January 4, 2016

i'm going to bed

You're going to lie in the bed on your phone until you fall sleep

Girl: I said "goodnight I'm going to bed" like an hour ago but I'm still just here laying in bed on instagram

by itsjustcarmen July 7, 2014

I'm going to Joes

A phrase used when your friends bail out , or do not want to associate with you. So instead you find some hell hole to go to and waste your time there instead. Also can be used when something your working on does not work out right. The word Joes comes after a run down shit hole bar in Reading Pa, that contains nothing but trash.

Lindsey: Can you pick me up tonight to go to the bar.
Mike: No!
Lindsey: Fine I'm going to joes.

Alex: I can't get the car started.
Travis: Is it a Dead Battery?
Alex: Yes, I'm going to joes.

by Intergalactic November 26, 2014

i'm going to sleep

I don't want to fucking text you

You: I love you
bae: I'm going to sleep

by Lord screw you guys October 12, 2014