It's not even Thanksgiving yet, quit playing Christmas music. 

self-explanatory.

I went to wal mart. Wal mart is playing christmas music. It is November 10th. It's not even Thanksgiving yet, quit playing Christmas music.

It's not even Thanksgiving yet, quit playing Christmas music. by OmegaRook November 11, 2011

Thanksgiving Fast 

When you don't eat all day in anticipation of your Thanksgiving Feast.

Jenny is on a diet and is participating in her Thanksgiving Fast to prepare for the large amount of calories she will be consuming during her Thanksgiving Feast.

Thanksgiving Fast by GoldmanC November 28, 2010

Thanksgiving 

That day where your relatives come over. The relatives are usually split into 2 groups. The adults usually sit in the living room and get into fights about politics and get mad is you interrupt their “really important” conversation.
The kids go upstairs and either whine because they think they have the right to all your things just because they’re guests, or the teenagers stick their butts in your house and think they’re the boss because they’re “ThE OlDeSt”.
when it is time for food, your adult relatives are all up in your business, or forgot you were born. When it is time to leave, your parents expect you to go and clean up everybody’s freaking mess. then they go and start hounding you on if that cousin you saw once is now your new best friend.

“Dude, are you excited for thanksgiving?”
No, my teenage cousins are coming to our house.”

Thanksgiving by TheVioletBunny November 23, 2022

Danish Thanksgiving 

A sexual act involving filling a woman's anus with danish cream filling via a turkey baster, then two or more males engage in sexual intercourse with said anus. Afterwards, everyone eats the danish cream filling, hence the "thanksgiving".

Baltzer: "So I was at my friend Sigmund's house with some other guys and this freaky chick Adelina let us do a Danish thanksgiving on her!"

Lars: "So did you eat the Danish cream filling?"

Baltzer: "Yeah man you know it!"

Lars: "Wow you're one sick fucker"

Danish Thanksgiving by Betrayal, Inc. October 24, 2011

Charlie Brown Thanksgiving 

1) The best Thanksgiving special ever (but are there any others?)
2) When you don't feel like shopping, cooking, and cleaning for a week so you just say fuck it, run through the convenience store with $20, buy anything that looks good, and go home and eat it off the good china.

College Student 1: "You going home for Thanksgiving break?"
College Student 2: "I have a 54 page portfolio due in literacy next week. I'm gonna go live in the library and do a Charlie Brown Thanksgiving on Thursday."

Charlie Brown Thanksgiving by Justanotherwoodchuck November 29, 2005

Thanksgiving 

Another excuse for Americans to spend an entire day eating

"Damn, it's not a weekend, and i want to eat all day"
"Why Don't we invent a holiday and give it a stupid name?"
"Fo Shizzle, My Pilgrizzle!"

Thanksgiving by kymcleod November 29, 2003

Thanksgiving Basting 

A nut so heinous it shoots out and covers her like gravy on a turkey on Thanksgiving.

Dude, Tiffany experienced a thanksgiving basting last night. It was wild!

Thanksgiving Basting by imaspork003 November 3, 2020