Noted, Thanks

Typical Charlie's expression to thank himself for nothing may be necessary to repress frustration to have a small dick or a single neurone lost in his empty head. Quality Manager Department is proud to remark this important and necessary answer

Charlie: NIL
Charlie...answer: "Noted, Thanks" now my ego is proud

NIL - NOTED, THANKS.... WTF bro switch on your brain!

by ( B ô B ) March 3, 2022

Thanksgiving walk

The walk you go on with your cousins during Thanksgiving to get away from the rest of the family and get high off marijuana.

Cousin 1: Hey, where are you two going?
Cousin 2: Oh, we're going on the Thanksgiving walk, want to join?

by Teddiplier September 28, 2020

thanks, i hate it

A phase you will often find in the comment section of a shitpost.

"Hey Greg! I photo shopped llama's head on to Bob's head!"
"Thanks, I hate it."

by UnicornsKill August 10, 2018

Thanks Obama

A phrase (used sarcastically) to blame one's problems on the president, regardless of whether or not they have anything to do with the presidency.

"Miley Cyrus was still Hannah Montana when George Bush was president--- Thanks Obama!"

by SophiaChicken September 22, 2013

Sexual ThanksGiving

Another name for Valentines Day; the holiday is similar to thanksgiving in that the few days leading up to turkey day you abstain from over eating so you can make a total glutton of yourself on the one day where nobody looks down upon such an act. On sexual Thanks giving you abstain from intercourse a few days prior so you can have a marathon sex session that rivals Sting's best efforts, may also be used for an anniversary or birthdays.

Wife: What are we doing for Valentines Day honey?

Husband: You mean sexual thanksgiving, and what do you think we are going to do? You better get ready because I'm going to knock the bottom out of you!!!

by I got you back July 13, 2009

Thanks Morrissey

Phrase to be used when someone delivers bad news in an otherwise pleasant conversation or time. It comes from the idea that Morrissey (solo artist and frontman of The Smiths) wrote depressing lyrics which were then often juxtaposed with quite upbeat or happy music. For example the song "Girlfriend in a Coma" or the chorus lyrics to "There is a Light that never comes out"

Dave - "My wife is pregnant, I'm going to be a father!"

Sally - "That's awesome, congratulations Dave!"

Steve - "The baby might be born with a disability"

Dave - "Oh thanks Morrissey!"

by Jack Of Quack February 25, 2009

Thanksgiving orphan

Someone who has nowhere to go on Thanksgiving because they are far away from family and friends. A Thanksgiving orphan is someone who is taken in by friends or another family to share in the Thanksgiving feast.

"When I was in college, my neighbors took me in as a Thanksgiving orphan."

by Jenny Manning December 15, 2008