Tongue Tanning

Tongue Tanning, or “Tan Tongue” is the act of licking/and or tongue punching the asshole of someone male or female. It needs to be performed urgently after a fresh shit, as the goal is to coat and desecrate the tongue. letting the shit harden, giving the tongue a “Tan” look.. Laxatives may be necessary for better results and a “Tanner tongue”

Haley: Did you see how brown Brian’s tongue looked today?? What the hell is up with that?

Dan: Yeah he was tongue tanning last night.. he had his tongue deep inside Aaron’s asshole almost all night, giving him a tan tongue..

by Strenuous Bowels July 31, 2018

thanosing

tying a ziptie around your penis, losing circulation and turning it purple. You then proceed to dip your dong into lead lined paint as to infect it and finalize the purple color. you then also chop off half your shlong.

sam: bro i think zayn thanosed

logan: yeah he seems like he would try out thanosing

by daryl the big black methdealer February 9, 2022

tanning sock

putting a sock over your weiner to keep it from getting sunburnt while tanning.

i used the ol' tanning sock to keep my giblets from roasting

by k-mads March 25, 2008

tanning bed

cancer in a box

wow, I can't wait to go lay in the tanning bed and burn a layer of my skin off :D

by NO :] February 24, 2009

tanning

People cooking.

Let's go tanning in the oven.

by HIPPOLOVERKILL October 14, 2011

tanning bed

A box you lay down in that helps you get wrinkles faster.

I can't wait to lie down inside the tanning bed.

by LindsayLohan April 14, 2006

Moon Tanning

The act of getting a tan from the moon. It helps if you are on mushrooms.

Team Hammer went Moon Tanning last night, it was awesome.

by Team Hammer September 20, 2010