testosticles

greek god of testicles

by the power of testosticles.... i rebuke thee!!!!

by Bryan Lotspiech October 18, 2006

Textist

Someone who propogates sexist opinions through the medium of text messaging. Can be male or female.

Jane: I've just got another text from John

Jill: What does it say?

Jane: 'Who let you out of the kitchen?'

Jill: John is such a textist!

by spamwonderfulspam June 17, 2009

Textspicious

When you are texting on your phone and you look suspicious.

Yeah, he looks hella textspicious.

by wrenlove March 22, 2011

totistic

someone totally committed to something without regard for the amount of gratification

Jerry is totistic. He will do his best even if you abuse him financially.

by Krzysztofero August 12, 2020

Textistentialism

The process of self-actualization and realization by means of texting, tweeting and other electronic connections. The philosophy driven by the belief, I text, therefore I am.

Watching people on the train furiously tapping messages into the ether on their smart phones, Chad wondered if he was surrounded by the followers of Textistentialism. Chad didn't like the textistentialists and wished he could move to a shack in the hills.

by Biff Crashly October 16, 2009

Thotistic

An autistic thot

Della is a thotistic Hoe

by Add CDavid365 on insta April 28, 2019

textist

Hatred towards a font color. This word never applies to anyone who uses a cellphone.

-Definition 1-
Super_LP - yo whats up n-words
1220 - the internet is text based, we don't have a race.
Flamekahn - Well I don't like the color of your font.
scrag_10 - Textist!

-Definition 2-
whwhwa1334 - I can't read your font, it's to bright
Brightyellowfont - Textist

by scrag_10 November 12, 2007