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STUPID!! the worlds worst invention that can only break up relationships and tear people further apart
The following dialouge is a representation of two typical people texting about a typical subject:
person 1: what are you doing on saturday?"
person 2:"NOTHING!"
person 1: "oh, wanna hang out?"
person 2: "sure lol"
person 1: "what's so funny, you're a jerkface never talk to me again"
texting by R. E. Tarded February 25, 2009
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A way to communicate your friends by "typing" on your cell phone. The most pointless thing in the world.

It also makes your English bad.
Texter: Oh, my friend texted me about <insert gossip here> and were texting for 5 hours straight!

Non-texter: God, why don't you just call the person?
texting by ~C January 27, 2009
one of the dumbest things in the world for a relationship.
guy.(looks at phone) lol giggels.........WTH

girl. I wonder if he got my text(ringgggggggggggggg)hello

guy. WTH was that text about.

girl. why the fuck are you calling me hang up and text it.

guy. Why?......hello....hello......fuckin hoe.texting fuking sucks

girl. (looks at text)its over bitch.(calls bf)

guy. hello..

girl. why is it over wad i do?

guy.fku,hang up and text it bitch.
texting by tacosssssss May 13, 2010
While your writing a message to a person on a electronic device (verb)
I'm texting your boy Anthony.
Texting by Kwillitzer June 16, 2017
When your not going out with someone but there is something going on and you’re sending eachother x’s and you shift at discos. Used in Ireand
Leah “ Oh yea I shifted Eoin at Gaa I kinda want to start texting him”
Paddy “ ah yea I’ll ask him if he would start for ye”

Paddy “ you should start texting Leah”
Eoin “ Ah maybe I’ll ask her tonight I kinda like her she’s some good shift like”
Paddy “ ah yea gwan I think she likes you

Eoin “ Dyou want to start texting ? xx”
Leah “ Yea ok xx”
Texting by Shift.lover.com March 31, 2018
Something practically ALL teens do that they're addicted to, and so they lack interpersonal communication.
Addicted Teen: "OMGEE! I love texting! What's your number? I'll text you."
Texting by xKRIZZLYx July 13, 2010
Unbeknownst to the others adding definitions, it is much easier to send a text than to call someone (maybe you just do not have any friends?). In the same amount of time it takes for the person to pick their phone up, you could have sent of multiple texts.

Secondly, nobody texts like: OMG WTF IS UP yoooo?Most kids now have smartphones (Blackberry, iPhone, etc.), which have full QWERTY keyboards enabling us to talk in a more literate manner.

Lastly, kids are learning in schools and parents do not really care if our face is stuck to our phones. We may be texting in school, but most, if not all, know how to do this little thing called multitasking. Kids really do not want to fail at school. We learn, get good grades, etc. Those that are failing are not failing because of texting. To succeed in school requires a certain mindset. Texting does not get in the way of that.

Texting is a more convenient way of communicating. A lot of people bash it because they're morons and cannot deal with change. That is all technology is, change...

These same people hated the change to DVD and now the change to Blueray. These same people bash social networking, emailing, navigation, etc. Hello, newsflash! We don't need to write letters and mail them anymore. There aren't people working in rooms connecting calls anymore...it's 2010.

We do not need to waste minutes of our lives speaking to ONE person...
1. Jimmy: Hey, what's up? Would you like to go to the mall later?
Joey: Yeah, let me ask if Sarah wants to come. I'll meet you by the Starbucks.

2. Me: Father can you bring my lunch and wallet to school before you go to work? I forgot them on the dining room table.
Father: Sure, anything else?

3. *Kid texting friend whilst sitting at his desk listening to teacher lecture*
*Teacher asks kids a random question about the thing they're lecturing*
*Kid answers*
Texting by Yumlicious-:) March 16, 2010