textflection

An ironic word portraying the lack of inflection in a text. This usually results in tragic, humorous, and often very confusing miscommunication.

Female: I can teach you something
Male: What you gonna teach me?
Female: To do the dishes.
Male:(thinking it was a romantic advance and got false hope) Damn... Another innocent victim of textflection.

by TheBossGhost May 14, 2013

texticles

Noun, referring to the presence or absence of balls needed to text a girl.

Lance: Man, I really want to text Vanessa but I'm kind of scared.
Blake: Come on, dude, grow some texticles.

by chickenstryps June 18, 2009

Textless Syndrome

When your leg feels like its vibrating like you got a text. Or a call, when in reality you didn't.

Mostly happens when you want to talk to someone but they wont reply back, So you keep thinking your phone is going off.

Ex: Jimmy waits for his Jan to text him back saying she will go out with him. Jimmy has contracted textless syndrome

2 hours later Jimmy gets his answer after checking his phone 8k times. Looks like its just his hand tonight.

by Jak Timels May 6, 2008

textillionaire

A person who has officially exceeded one million texts on their cell phones.

John: Mary Lee told me 5 years ago that she has over 10,000 incoming and 5000 outgoing texts every month.
Jim: OMG! That's over 180,000 texts a year!!
John: Now she's telling everyone that she fully expects to be a certified textillionaire by the age of 16.
Jim: Wow! That's impressive considering how few friends she has...

by gyrfalcon206 November 4, 2012

Textless Leg Syndrome

Similiar to textless syndrome, but with a better pun. You think your cell phone is going off with a text from your crush, but it is just your nerves. Common when sitting on the couch, watching TV or twiddling your thumbs. Symptoms include sweating and restlessness.

There it was again. The feeling. John slowly reached down and grabbed the phone from his pocket... he glanced down at the phone... no text. The sixth time he had done that. It seemed as if Emily would never text him back. He had heard of this. His friends once had a mild case of Textless Leg Syndrome, or TLS, but this was the full-blown case. It was teenage hunting season.

by Texter 4000 January 12, 2009

textidextrous

The ability to text message your friends with your thumbs just as fast as you would be able to send an instant message on the computer keyboard ... or dial their number and talk to them.

My dad simply is not textidextrous. He can only write with one thumb ... and he's sloooooooow.

by Lee Lamberts May 1, 2008

Textibels

The texting equivalent of the use of decibels.

When someone gets "loud" in a text message or chat you reply with:

"Hey, you better check your textibels!"

by psufreak October 6, 2009