Textaphone

A phone that produces a loud sound when typing the a number on the dial

Switch off that textaphone am reading!

by Vin Wisel November 9, 2017

chinese textaphone

Similar to the game Chinese Telephone, Chinese Textaphone is where a person sends a text message to someone with a cell phone to relay a message to someone who does not. Unless the message is repeated verbatim, there is some variance to it thus creating a Chinese Textaphone.

My brother does not have a cell phone, so I use the Chinese Textaphone method to get messages to him.

by SactoWilly February 8, 2010

textahol

What textaholics get drunk on. Textahol is what they are addicted to.

He had a fifth of textahol last night. 200 texts.

by Rickster999 March 9, 2012

Textathon

A television based fund raiser that collects most of it's funds from text messaging.

I just sent ten dollars to the Red Cross for their textathon.

by ChefSlug April 18, 2013

texashoodrat

I special type of hoodrat originated in Granbury Texas.

You see that crazy biatch at the bar fist fighting over who had a better ass? Ya she really texashoodrat

by NotAD September 3, 2019

tessashotgf

sweetest thing to ever exist on this earth. everyone wants to be mutuals with her and she is probably the most funny person i ever met THANK YOU UNIVERSE FOR GIVING ME VIOLET

who gets beaten by her brother?
tessashotgf gets beaten by her 3 year old brother

by kayaslovely September 6, 2021