text message jackpot

When one has limited or no service, then receives a ton of TM's after having received none for hours. The sound and sensation of this experience is similar to hitting a jackpot at a casino.

C- I hate cell phones after Hurricanes
V- Yeah I just hit the Text message Jackpot- messages from days ago.

by Courtney Mahler October 20, 2008

Text Message Breakup

The lowest of the low. Quite possibly the best way to let all your soon-to-be angry ex's friends know you have no balls.

(True Story)
Girl: I think we're doing great, I'm going to his house this weekend!
Friend: Aww, that's sweet! You guys are perfect for each other!
Girl: I know! He's the greatest!
-girl's phone vibrates-
Boy (In Text): Hey... Umm... I'm sorry but this isn't working out. I like it better when we where friends.
Girl: WHAT THE F%^&#?!?!
Friend: What?
Girl: I JUST EXPERIENCED A TEXT MESSAGE BREAKUP!
Friend: What a loser!
Girl: I KNOW! HE CAN'T EVEN SPELL "WERE" RIGHT!

by Tananadadada January 7, 2009

Text Message Breakup

When a boyfriend or girlfriend doesn't have the guts to breakup in person so they end up sending a text saying they're breaking up. Similar to the email breakup where you breakup over email.

She's a bitch! She just broke up with me in a text message. That's so low!

I know man. The Text Message Breakup is the worst.

by Jack, December 9, 2008

text message relationship

1) Being in a relationship where one or both parties prefer text messaging over talking on the phone or in person, unsurprisingly causing 99% of their problems, as at least one person in the relationship is too stupid to understand that text messages arrive/send out of order if at all.

2) A relationship that doesn't go very far; one so short or shallowly lived it can be replayed with little difficulty over text messaging. A final summation used to describe a waste of time.

Usually results in a text message breakup.

A typical text message relationship:

Brad: hey
Amy: hey i cant hang out tonight
Brad: chill later?
Amy: i just told you i cant im busy helping amanda with some stuff.
not sent Amy: you never listen
Brad: okay
Brad: when?
not sent Brad: lol isnt amanda that newage chick?
Amy: :(
Brad: something wrong?
resent Amy: :(
Brad: i do something?
Amy: u know what u did
Brad: you're not answering your phone?
not sent Amy: i dont want to talk to you
Brad: babe?

Later, in person.
Amy: Like I totally had to change my number because brad wouldn't stop texting me even though I broke up with him over text the other night when I had no service.
Amanda: He must be a stalker. I was almost raped, I know these things.
Amy: Thank god I have a friend like you. Let's scissor.

by levelnineboss December 23, 2008

Text Message Rape

The unwanted barrage of text messages via mobile device(s).

Francis was up until 3 A.M. being Text Message Raped.

by .hYpNoSiS. May 9, 2008

text message breakup

The ultimate sign of disrespect in the modern world. Might as well slap them across the face with their own hand made belt that used their own back skin. Then you will also be looked down upon by your friends and you ex's friends for most likely. Ever.

text message breakup:::::: that man ho he txt msg BO with me. (army of people with weapons outside of his house) @!#$@#$@# you #$%%%$
#@

by Jake ST January 14, 2008

Text Message Checkpoint

A text message that you got earlier, in which you can use for later reference to check how long you have been waiting on something/someone

Rick: How long have we been waiting here for that hoe?

James: I unno, but we got here the same time I got a text message, let me ind that Text message checkpoint.

by IamSoWhite June 20, 2011