the texans

a severe case of "chap ass" or "parched poop-chute" that causes the afflicted to walk as would a cowboy.

That triple-beef burrito from Taco Bell gave me the worst case of the texans I have ever had. I was running back and forth from the can like Gene Autrey.

by gabbo99 October 14, 2005

texan

In Catalonia (north-east of Spain) blue jeans are called texans.

Quina talla de texans vols?
Translation:
Which size of texans do you want?

by catalonian girl November 4, 2004

texanity

a term used to describe your texan origin

"be proud of your texanity"

by dewyleepa July 22, 2017

texan

also a place where some of us may wear cowboy hats, own cattle, and say y'all and actually mean it!

all my friends are true texans, we all have horses and sometimes wear cowboy hats!

by lauren!!! (a complete texan) August 9, 2004

Texanize

1. To take an existing word and mangle or mispronounce it.

2. To make up a word and display a limited understanding of nearly everything.

Texanize: "There's an old saying in Tennessee, I know its in Texas, probably in Tennessee, that says: fool me once, shame on... shame on you... fool me, can't get fooled again!"

- Gee Dub

by django1981 March 12, 2009

texan

A person who's responsible for the sales of Tabasco.

"Tabasco on eggs? You fucking Texan!"

by Jay November 13, 2004

texan

Someone from Texas. Easily identifiable when outside of Texas by their cowboy hats, boots, accent, niece/sister carrying their baby

Person 1: Who is that over-weight, hick motherfucker wearing the cowboy hat and jeans while skiing? This is Colorado not Texas!

Person 2: Let it go, hes a pompus ass hole like most Texans

by azn-pwn April 7, 2007