Tessemed

1) an extreme act of social activity; usually involves numerous individuals in a range of social circles

2) an extended social period with endless conversation

I would’ve been here sooner, but I got tessemed by my neighbor in the driveway!

by Sixgun81 April 18, 2021

luke tesser

Luke Tesser is very stupid and is very mean. He is not my friend

No one likes luke tesser

by ihateluketesser November 14, 2017

Tessence

When you've been fucking for several hours, and a large quantity of sweat and grime has built up in your grundel region, this substance is called the essence of the Taint, or Tessence. It can be squeegeed off and used in a variety of ways, including personal lubricant, industrial strength solvent, pesticide, smelling salt, and others.

Scientists are considering the adoption of Tessence as an alternative for Fossil Fuels by the year 2069.

by KiwiKilledHImself November 29, 2006

Tessellation

The sexual act where the woman wears a strap-on and anally penetrates her male partner.

Dude, I found out Sally's into tessellation. I don't think my virgin asshole can take it.

by Itsturtletime August 3, 2009

tessellater

One who tessellates - makes mosaics with small pieces which may be tiles, pebbles, sand, uniform or irregular shaped materials, or virtual objects like pixels.

Early digital artists (as in computer game design) were tessellaters, working right at the pixel level, rather than drafting with vectors or painting with complex semi-transparent brushes or constructing 3D forms which are increasingly common.

by Old Game Design Pro August 11, 2010

tissekone

The danish word for "vagina" directly translated to peeing wife. Commonly used for small children as a replacement for vagina. Also used by old annoying sex teachers.

Tisse: Peeing
Kone: Wife

Mom: Go clean your tissekone!
Child: Okay mommy!
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Teacher: The boy inserts the penis into the tissekone
Student: OMG JUST SAY VAGINA YOU OLD HAG

by DaDanishDictionary September 7, 2017

Tessel

A sassy rat, who lives in the garbage chute and comes out at night ratatattatattata

Tessa Schiller was acting like a Tessel when she took a dump on Sydney Portolese's door.

by Rafikki Ratz October 13, 2011