Talasexual

Talasexual is having sexual feelings for Tala Ashe.

Me: “I’m very Talasexual“
Friend: “What’s that?“
Me: “Its because I like Tala Ashe.“

by nqlox0 May 27, 2021

Telesexual

A person who has an obscene sexual attraction towards an electronic item.

Dude shes using her vibrator again!!

Yea shes such a telesexual

by HiJinX nL December 18, 2010

textasexual

Someone who gets sexually stimulated by being involved in the act of texting

Because he was a textasexual, he had no problem getting hard as he texted his sexual fantasies to a woman he had never met.

by Halz In LaLa March 27, 2016

Tescosexual

Man who waits for his missus to go shopping to have a wank

OR

A person who has a shag in the aisle of a supermarket

"You'd best be careful with Dave, Glenda. He's a reknowned tescosexual. Margaret forgot her keys, went back, and he was there already, bashing the bishop like a man possessed!"

by The Almighty Ferneth May 14, 2016

Tescosexual

Man who waits for his missus to go shopping to have a wank

OR

A person who has a shag in the aisle of a supermarket

"You'd best be careful with Dave, Glenda. He's a reknowned tescosexual. Margaret forgot her keys, went back, and he was there already, bashing the bishop like a man possessed!"

by The Almighty Ferneth May 14, 2016

Tescosexual

Man who waits for his missus to go shopping to have a wank

OR

A person who has a shag in the aisle of a supermarket

"You'd best be careful with Dave, Glenda. He's a reknowned tescosexual. Margaret forgot her keys, went back, and he was there already, bashing the bishop like a man possessed!"

by The Almighty Ferneth May 14, 2016

Telesexual

Sexually identifying as a Teletubby.

Mom, dad, I have something to say, I'm telesexual and about to marry tinky-winky

by fucking_tiggern April 22, 2017