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This machine was created at Area 51 and believed to have been made from reverse engineered alien technology. It turns out the technology was actually human from the year 9595.
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Get the Bolmph-o-tronic-bolmph-o-matic-bolmpherizer-XL-GT-3400 mug.When someone is Tronin', they are in a state of mindlessness and stupidity, therefore lacking the mental cognition to complete every day tasks such as opening doors, walking, and wiping one's ass. Whether this is due to copious amounts of drugs, or just a mental lack of cognition that results in something of a mental stupor, it is an annoying and tedious task to communicate and/or relate to someone who is tronin'.
Anthony: wow... i just walked into that door because i forgot to open it.
Awesome guy: bitch, you be tronin'?
Awesome guy: bitch, you be tronin'?
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