Rusty Telescope

After having serious anal sex with your partner, ram your shit covered dick into their eye socket. Resembling a telescope

Suzie saw the hershey highway through my rusty telescope and was able to name a new galaxy. "The Peanut Galaxy.

by Cworth28 April 20, 2009

Swedish Telescope

Your partner wears swimming goggles, or other tight eye protection. You then drop a solid turd out of your ass onto their eye.

I gave her a swedish telescope and she told me she seen yellow stars. Must have been the corn I ate.

by Piero Sherpa September 4, 2005

telescope fish day

March 8th is the official day to celebrate the glory that is the deep sea telescope fish.

“Hey Jim, did you know that tomorrow is telescope fish day?”

“What it is?! I’m SO EXCITED!”

by Grungymuddy February 7, 2021

Hubble Telescoping

Receiving such high definition nudes from a distant land, that one learns new information about the human anatomy.

Guy 1: This girl ive been talking to online from Nepal has been Hubble Telescoping me recently.
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: This image quality is so great! I had no idea the clitorus is at the TOP of the vagina!!

by YungArab69 October 28, 2017

tresco

To go crazy under intense pressure, like Somerset and England batsman Marcus Trescothick.

'How's Dan coping with exams?'
'Terribly - he's trescoing.'

'I don't think Sol Campbell would cope well with an England re-call - he always Trescos in big situations.'

by bringbackathers May 20, 2009

Telescope

Putting your eye to the end of a penis as the guy cums into your eye and you keep it there until it goes soft.

Jane saw that Ben was hard and said "do you want to telescope", Ben unzipped his trousers.

by Poopy poop November 12, 2013

Telescoping Penis

(noun) a penis that slides back into itself so that it becomes smaller and smaller, which can be the result of--among other things--cold, fear, and ugly women.

"The cold pool caused his telescoping penis to all but disappear."

by Holly M S May 22, 2010