weird but tasty venezuelan food that venezuelans make when theyre not in the mood for arepas
idk how to cook but its a brown stick with cheese inside (no its not a corndog stfu it doesnt have a stick)
btw, only eat maximum 6 otherwise your hungry ass is gonna have a hard time pooping later
idk how to cook but its a brown stick with cheese inside (no its not a corndog stfu it doesnt have a stick)
btw, only eat maximum 6 otherwise your hungry ass is gonna have a hard time pooping later
"yo juan those tequenos were real tasty"
"thanks amigo, wanna listen to some venezuelan music now"
"hell yeah"
"thanks amigo, wanna listen to some venezuelan music now"
"hell yeah"
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