Honey, I'm sorry! I tried to call you but my phone had a major techastrophe!
I was going to bore you to death with another PowerPoint presentation today but due to a techastrophie I will have to bore you to death manually.
I owe $11,891.52 to the phone company this month? This has got to be some kind of techastrophe!!
I was going to bore you to death with another PowerPoint presentation today but due to a techastrophie I will have to bore you to death manually.
I owe $11,891.52 to the phone company this month? This has got to be some kind of techastrophe!!
by jwiebers January 16, 2011
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Fred: Technologies like cybernetic implants are the future! You probably don't even know what url means
Caveman: Ok, Techaboo
Caveman: Technology is gay
Fred: Technologies like cybernetic implants are the future! You probably don't even know what url means
Caveman: Ok, Techaboo
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Oil-licker. A power hungry, capitalist (country/individual) licking off resources(oil) from the planet. Apparently invincible. Also, bihari for cockroach.
America is like a telchatta. It will not be long before the world is drained of everything to sustain a respectable life.
by Chow-Mow June 17, 2011
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by bleater April 22, 2011
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Harold has succumbed to techamphetamine addiction and can no longer function in reality. He lost his connection and went into a coma.
by ooFUZZYoo May 28, 2010
Get the techamphetamine mug.Someone who is so engrossed in technology that when someone tries to communicate with them they're a complete dick and they only talk about tech!
"Hey did you try talking to the new guy, Morgan?"
"Yeah, he's a complete techadickt though."
"Oh, that's a shame, I hate those guys!"
"Yeah, he's a complete techadickt though."
"Oh, that's a shame, I hate those guys!"
by dargondaemon October 9, 2014
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Guy: Yes! We got Tachanka
Same guy when he finds out that it’s a Toechanka: Ah shit, Here we go again
Same guy when he finds out that it’s a Toechanka: Ah shit, Here we go again
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