Correct storage temperatures for ripe tomatoes

Store in a cool place(50F to 60F). Lower temperatures may cause chilling injury. Pantries, basements or garages can provide a cool place during most of the year. Non-insulated garages may be too warm in the summer and too cold during winter.
Allways treat tomatos with care and respect. Report any suspicious tomatoe related behaviour to either The British Tomato Growers' Association or the California Tomato Commission
"A tomato is not just for christmas; its for many other occasions including, but not exclusive to:
Easter
Jack Daniels birthday
Pre-pub fridge raid...day....?

Correct storage temperatures for ripe tomatoes - troubling times lye ahead for tomatos stored under incorrect temperatures......... indeed

by Funk Master Slam August 29, 2006

Garage Temperature

The perfect temperature for a beer, or any other canned beverage.

Having your bev being stored in a garage, outhouse or shed is perfect as the temperature is regulated by the typically cold English weather and the costs you would spend powering a fridge can be spent on more cans.

The temperature of the can also warms sufficiently by the end so that dregs become even less appealing, and you dont feel bad wasting them.

Alex: Hey Will, do you want a cheeky bud?

Will: Yeah man

Alex: Alright, I'll be right back

Will: Why are you going out there?

Will: *on reciept of the beer* Oooooh, garage temperature, i see!

by rockgod78 October 21, 2010

What’s the Temperature of Pi?

A synesthetic question that would best be posed to idiot savants, whose varying answers would probably be based on their degree of autism, or to some math nerds suffering from schizophrenia.

Some math geeks turned psychologists think that they too could figure out the answer to “What’s the temperature of pi?” without being afflicted with any mental disorders.

by Fasters December 19, 2021

assume room temperature

Die; cease to inhabit the planet.

On the day that Ted "The Swimmer" Kennedy would assume room temperature, Mary Jo Kopechne could not be reached for comment.

by The Underground Conservative October 17, 2011

jailbait temperatures

When the temperature outside drops below 18 degrees. See also jailbait.

Mack: Dude, I cannot BELIEVE I moved this far north. Yesterday it was 30 degrees outside.

Jack: Ha, wait until December. You're gonna need a new jacket, gloves and hat when it drops down to jailbait temperatures.

by President Warren G. Harding December 11, 2009

sub-negro temperatures

a temperature or climate that is not conducive or favorable to negro and/or halfrican people. The actual temperature threshold is unknown, although it is commonly believed to be somewhere around 45 degrees fahrenheit (or below).

halfrican/negro: "Dang yo, it feels like sub-negro temperatures out here - I shoulda brought my coat!"

halfrican/negro's friend: "Dude, it's only like 40 degrees out here."

halfrican/negro: "Well, where I'm from we ain't used to no 40 degree weather!"

by haileywood January 5, 2010

Ball temperature

When u keep an item nestled in between your legs for an extended period of time, usually on road trips or events such as movies and concerts. The resulting effect is an item that retains the temperature of your balls 98.6 degrees and hotter. Usually ending in the annihilation of cold beverages.

Woman: Hey baby can u hand me that soda.
Guy: Sure, but its ball temperature.
Woman: God damnit!

by JordanTheDollarBill January 13, 2010