tard teflon

Derived from "tard" (from "mental retardation": a formerly common, but now considered derogatory, term for learning disabilities or other cognitive deficits) and "Teflon" (a brand of synthetic resin used for non-stick coatings), "tard teflon" refers to the uncanny ability of many a moron to avoid serious or lasting consequences for their poor decisions.

Alex managed to tard teflon their way out of prison time for driving under the influence, instead being slapped with a small fine and put on a year's probation.

by pplolpp January 6, 2022

telenovela

A soap opera, of Spanish or Latin American origin. Famed for having strange plots, even for soap operas, and some of the worst offenses of overacting ever.

"Fernando, mi amigo! Y Maria, mi mujer! En el cuchi-cuchi! PORQUE, MARIA?!"
"Porque Fernando es muy grande! Y tu eres chiquito!"

by kikanjuuneko January 27, 2005

telnet

A terminal-emulation protocol that is widely used on the Internet to log on to network computers. Telnet also refers to the application that uses the Telnet protocol for users who log on from remote locations.

Microsoft Telnet> o 207.44.188.38 25
Connecting To 207.44.188.38...Could not open connection to the host, on port 25.

An existing connection was forcibly closed by the remote host.

by :| October 19, 2003

Teon

The guy that will always make you laugh,and cool with evreyone.Teon is the most chillest person you can be with.

Teon you hekka funny

by YoungT January 23, 2018

guten talon

new way of greeting your mates in germany, especially used by young people

person a: hallo mein freund
person b: guten talon kolleg

by derwirklichechte January 20, 2021

Telos

Telos is a greek word meaning Ultimate Potential. It is also a treatment center in utah. It is a hellish place with no weed or girls that wastes a year of your life to help you reach your "Ultimate Potential"

guy 1- Dude are you a telos Alumni?

guy-2 Yeah i hated that shit.

by steevohammertime December 26, 2011

Teona

A really cute and fun person who loves everyone and thing. She is so that if she doesn't like you then there is a something wrong with you. She will give some people second chances but if you mess up then thats your problem.

Yo did you see Teona today!

by Pittsschild June 5, 2018