Telebate

(verb). The act of masterbating while working remotely or teleworking.

John didn't get much done when he was working from home. He just wanted to telebate instead.

by Mdad28 January 3, 2014

National smack your tallest friend day (October 31)

National smack your tallest friend day.
Pay back for calling you short.

National smack your tallest friend day (October 31)
*short friend*: you know what day it is.
*tall friend*: oh please no
*short friend* pay back

by Mayonnaise_boi October 29, 2019

taller toast

A balding adult who Is a toxic legion main

Man, Taller Toast seems to be losing even more hair than usual today

by Definatelynotmudkip September 16, 2019

talley spawn

a random and unexplainable appearance of something unwanted

person 1: Yo dude whats up
person 2: hey man you coming to my party tonight?
talley spawner: hi guys
persons 1&2: WTF?! talley spawn!

by i am the coon December 19, 2010

sexy truth-teller

Someone who holds ridiculous opinions that are unpopular for a reason and spews them to anyone who will listen (and many who won't) in a most asinine manner while believing that they are edgy, sexy, and everything cool for doing so AND that they are bravely showing the rest of the world the cold, hard truth.

Sexy Truth-Teller: Women really are lesser beings than men. They're only good for cooking and screwing. If that hurts, too bad. I'm only speaking the truth that most people are too afraid to face.

Person: Wow, you fancy yourself some kind of sexy truth-teller, huh?

by ALovelyPeanut April 25, 2008

tallefjant

Swedish word for a norwegian squirrel.
The real norweigan word is ekorn though.
Tallefjant means a dork who jumps around in the pine tree.

"Look at that tallefjant"
"se pa den tallefjanten"

by Aleccx March 3, 2007

The Tallest Man on Earth

Is the moniker of Swedish folk singer/songwriter Kristian Matsson. The Tallest Man on Earth is awesome. He claims to have been born in Sweden but is likely to have been born on whatever planet Bob Dylan and Nick Drake hailed from.

As of 2010 he has 2 full length albums and 2 EPs.

What is the best song ever?

King of Spain by the Tallest Man on Earth

by Someone who is pretty tall November 18, 2010