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tenido

etym: past participle of the spanish verb tener, 'to have'

1. Owned
2. Own

Usage: Verb, slang. In proper spanish grammar, 'tenido' is meaningless on its own. Therefore, it is treated as an English word for syntax purposes.
1. 'Tenido en la cara!' ('Owned in the face!')
2. 'Tenido!' ('Owned!')
3. 'Spanish tenidos your face.'
by Darklight April 8, 2005
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teledaddy

Male parental units who think raising children can be done via long distance phone calls.
*From an actual email from Homeboy's 2nd baby mama to his current chick (3rd baby mama):

Homeboy has exactly 48-hours to tell my son the truth about his Harry Houdini disappearing act. Homeboy's son is an intelligent young man and I will not stand for ANYONE lying to him, especially his father. A "vacation" does not entail getting a job and a place.

He's lucky he was too lazy to put his name on Homeboy's son's birth certificate in ALL of the EIGHT years he's been alive. He's also lucky that I can handle everything on my own and I don't need a single red cent from him. As far as I am concerned, he is dead to me.

But you will come to know that all little boys need their fathers and as much as I want the truth to be known, I've have yet to speak ill of Homeboy in front of my boy. I'm sure if you were me, you'd feel the same way.

48-hours. It is 3 p.m., November 11.

And tell Homeboy I'm so glad he made a monumental effort to spend quality time with his son before he left. You can also tell him Homeboy's son is on the A honor roll, studies profusely for up to four hours a day without being told and quotes Oscar Wilde. If he even cares to know.

I'd rather my son not have a father than have a "teledaddy" that leaves him depressed. And I mean depressed - not sad with tears. Homeboy's son far too insightful for any BS.
by J671 November 11, 2009
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teliya

Teliya means beautiful, precious or gods hidden flower.
That outfit is so teliya
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Telina

My mom is such a Telina!
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teliah

Teliah has an amazing personality one that everyone looks forward too. Everyone misses her when she's not around. Strangers want to know her the minute she walks in a room. Everyone wants to be around her cause she lightens up the mood and cheers you up with something hilarious. Shes very very funny and rejects people who don't love America. She's naturally pretty.Shes brilliant, very smart and guys are afraid to admit they have a thing for her. Her friends admire her and her crazy-ness. She's is definitely not afraid to be different and at times her crazy-ness doesn't seem to have a limit.Despite all the wonderful things she is, Teliah is always loved.
OMG I llove Teliah
Teliah is amazing
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telibacy

After he came back from Seattle Franklyn started practicing telibacy.
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Telisha

drop dead sexy and a sex goddess. Telisha is normally Dark headed, and have a booty to die for.
Telisha has a Ghetto booty
by Tellllldawwwwwg! July 11, 2011
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